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Make someone’s special day unforgettable with our hopefully entertaining birthday cards, designed to...

Celebrate love, commitment, or just sheer emotional endurance with our hopefully entertaining...

Marriage: the beautiful union of love, paperwork, and arguing about takeout. Our...

Celebrate surviving the most expensive nap schedule in history with our brutally...

Finally! They can stop complaining and do nothing! Our brutally honest retirement...

Sometimes you need to say what a cease-and-desist letter can’t. Our petty,...

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